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Monday, 26 September 2005 09:32Вспомнилось вдруг. Обожаю этот старый анекдот:
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and promptly proceeds to kill everyone with it.
«Why?» asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
«Well, I'm a panda,» he says at the door. «Look it up.»
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. «Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.»
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and promptly proceeds to kill everyone with it.
«Why?» asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
«Well, I'm a panda,» he says at the door. «Look it up.»
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. «Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.»
